I simply cannot this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was website truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe that just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?